>Форум Mozilla Россия http://forum.mozilla-russia.org/index.php >Флейм http://forum.mozilla-russia.org/viewforum.php?id=14 >Microsoft(R) Firefox 2007 Professional http://forum.mozilla-russia.org/viewtopic.php?id=13354 |
TLemur > 27-10-2006 16:54:34 |
Microsoft(R) Firefox 2007 Professional The new award-winning browser from Microsoft is now faster, securer and quicker anything else on the market. Why use anything else? MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilising a proprietary dynamic algorithm - anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light! Firefox 2007's new TakeOver(TM) technology protects the Windows Kernel by automatically recognizing all McAfee and Symantec programs as viruses. Downloading has never been safer. Microsoft's AKobe Phlash(TM) Plugin delivers awesome online interactive content; anything from music, videos to games. (Lawsuit from Adobe pending) Choose from three excellent browsing styles! Minimized, Maximized and Fullscreen! Download MS Firefox 2007 System Requirements The following bare minimums are essential for the optimum operation of MS Firefox 2007 * A Credit Card * Microsoft(R) Windows(TM)/Vista Operating System * Microsoft(R) Mouse & Keyboard (Hyperlinks will NOT work without these) * Live(TM) Messenger (Required API to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures) * Microsoft(R) Office 2007 (Provides the ability to scroll webpages) * Quad Core Processor (For loading Hotmail.com) * Any SLI Configured Graphics Card > 512mb (TO Display High Definition GIF Images) * 1024 MB of RAM (Compensation for Frequent Memory Leaks) * 483MB Disk Space Warning Visiting the following sites using MS Firefox 2007 will cause your computer to shut down unexpectedly * www.google.com * www.gmail.com * www.apple.com * www.itunes.com * www.yahoo.com * Any sites with the phrase: microsoft/windows/explorer/vista/bill sucks Donations The Microsoft(R) Corporation is an international non-profit organisation exempt from Federal income taxation under IRC 501(c)(3). It is governed by its Board of Directors. Please consider supporting the Microsoft(R) organsiation by making a contribution. Donations are tax deductible. We thank the millions individuals and organizations who have already made a donation. Copyright © 2006 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. |
mestami > 27-10-2006 17:15:50 |
По ссылке с сайта скачивает IE7! |
Sergeys > 27-10-2006 17:22:34 |
TLemur |
Digital Mirror > 27-10-2006 17:24:39 |
ну так все правильно IE7 это и есть Firefox в исполнении Microsoft - копирование на лицо |
Azathoth > 27-10-2006 17:38:15 |
Ответ на ie7.com |
Dark-Demon > 27-10-2006 17:43:34 |
о, IE7 уже зарелизился? если я его поставлю - смогу ли я его потом безболезненно удалить? |
St.MPA3b > 27-10-2006 17:56:22 |
Dark-Demon |
LithTech > 27-10-2006 18:44:05 |
Microsoft(R) Firefox 2007 Professional will automatically update new phrases (from remote file "http://microsoft-analytics.com/bill_thebest.bff"), and you couldn't turn autoupdate off. |
Sniper > 27-10-2006 20:57:37 |
LOL! Системные требования тоже сказка %) А вот это просто 5+ : "MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilising a proprietary dynamic algorithm - anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light!" "Choose from three excellent browsing styles! Minimized, Maximized and Fullscreen!" Ну вообщем как говорят в таких случаях "Автору зачот" %) p.s хорошенькая(высшая степень красоты) девушка, изображенная на коробке. |
Surgeon > 27-10-2006 21:59:52 |
А что, Firefox 2 - уже есть релиз? Пропустил, однако... |
amHvost > 28-10-2006 02:30:03 |
хумор однако |
LithTech > 28-10-2006 10:28:58 |
...а когда будет поддержка Crossfire ? -)
...and 500MB for virtual memory |
Azathoth > 28-10-2006 10:39:54 |
Sniper
Наши лучше |
Sniper > 28-10-2006 17:03:02 |
Sniper пишет
Azathoth пишет
Конечно! %) |